Who else prefers to initiate the Genesis Device from their car

"BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast." (boxerfanatic) 09/24/2013 at 17:44 • Filed to: None

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When you have stolen the Genesis device, and need to get it started to take your final suicidal revenge on your nemesis... this is the only way to go.

No...the game's not over.

No...no, you can't get away...from hell's hot, I stab at thee...for hate's sake, I spit my last breath...at thee...

Group B-raaaaaaaaaap! > BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. 09/24/2013 at 18:02

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Why, a transmission that classy must be surrounded by soft, Corinthian leather!

Seriously, Corinth is famous for it's leather.

Blondude > BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. 09/24/2013 at 18:14

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If it were a big red button that you pushed in to start and rotated to select gears it would be infinitely better.

BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. > Group B-raaaaaaaaaap! 09/24/2013 at 18:16

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Nice tangentially related reference.

Ricardo Montalban would be proud.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Blondude 09/24/2013 at 18:19

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I would be interested in such a device.

Chairman Kaga > BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. 09/24/2013 at 18:20

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When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious shit.

(oh, geek jokes within geek jokes)

BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. > Chairman Kaga 09/24/2013 at 18:22

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The real geek would have translated that into Klingon...

And maybe Warp 8.8

Chairman Kaga > BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. 09/24/2013 at 18:27

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Everybody knows warp 8.8 is beyond the capacity of TOS era warp reactors. Besides, if 1955 is your destination, it's Warp 9 around the sun, but that'll break down your dilithium crystals in the process. At least if it's those Klingon crystals.

What the hell's going on?

Group B-raaaaaaaaaap! > BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. 09/24/2013 at 19:46

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When the opportunity arises for a Ricardo Montalban thing, it shan't be passed up.

Kugelblitz > Chairman Kaga 09/24/2013 at 20:53

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MALLLLLTZ!!!!

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Blondude 11/06/2013 at 11:34

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what it needs to do is sit up about 8 inches or so on a glass cylinder, with some sort of red gel ball suspended in mineral oil. once you put the key in the red gel can start to pulse and glow to let you know the key is in the ignition. When you want to start the engine, you push the cylinder down into the console, giving off a nice pneumatic "ppfffssssahhh"